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Russian President Vladimir Putin Is A Crafty Bloke — Not The Sort To Make A Blunder In Wiltshire Town

LAST week, I needed to get to Ulaanbaatar in Mongolia and, blow me down, it turned out there were no direct flights from London. The obvious solution was to hop on a jet...

Disgusting Moment Chinese Bloke Uses His Girlfriend’s Finger To Pick His Own Nose On Train

THE disgusting moment a Chinese man used his girlfriend’s finger to pick his own nose has was caught on camera. Footage of the horrible incident was filmed by a fellow...

Bloke Accidentally Poses Nude For Entire World While Trying To Sell Microwave On Facebook

TAIWANESE Facebook users got a bit more than they bargained for when this unfortunate man tried to flog his microwave online. The high-definition image shows the...

Bloke Shares Footage Of His Bloodied Eyelid After Ripping It Open On A Metal Shower Curtain Hook

A MAN has shared footage of his ripped eyelid after catching on his shower curtain hooks. In a video posted online the unidentified bloke’s skin can be seen hanging...

Bad News For Hipsters As A Whopping 43% Of Women Say They Won’t Bed A Bloke With A Beard

HIPSTERS’ worst nightmares came true yesterday when it was revealed that 43 per cent of women won’t bed a bloke with a beard. Research has found that while facial...

Bloke Impaled On A Huge Tree Branch When He Crashed Homemade Flying Machine In A Forest Laughs Off His Gruesome Injury

A BLOKE who was impaled on a huge tree branch when he crashed a homemade flying machine in a forest laughed off his injury. Rescuers were forced to cut Ivan Krasouski,...

Eagle-eyed Bloke Amasses £50k Fortune From 5ps He’s Found On The Street

AN eagle-eyed dad claims he has amassed a £50,000 fortune from 5p coins he found on the street. Ian Watt, 70, never walks past a coin and has collected almost a million...

Student’s Brilliant Response To Bloke Who Bombarded Her With Requests For Naked Pics

A STUDENT came up with a brilliant response to a man’s demands for her to send him naked pics, by texting back saying “error message not received”. Rhiannon...

Bloke shares pic of ‘worst full English ever’ after being served frankfurter, uncooked bacon and weird egg in Cyprus

A BRIT tourist has caused a storm after revealing pictures of a shocking looking Full English breakfast – which has been dubbed “an abomination”. The holidaymaker...