“Sleepovers at other people’s houses are banned. Universities that have signed up to this are the Cambridge colleges, so you’re feeling pretty gutted having got in there, the University of the West of England, and Bristol.”
“The student housing person is suddenly very powerful,” her co-host Sean commented.
Sally turned to their guests and asked: “Luisa, how do you think universities can possibly police this?”
“I mean you can’t even police people wearing a mask in Waitress or Aldi so how are you going to stop somebody spreading their oats around the place or whatever it is they want to spread?” Luisa replied.