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WHETHER you’re writing a card for a relative or just fancy cracking a few jokes during the long weekend, dropping in a few puns always goes down well.

Here are some of the best ones to get your friends and family giggling.

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Puns with ‘egg’ in them…

How egg-citing! That’s egg-sactly right. Is chocolate for breakfast a bit egg-stravagent? I’m egg-static! This is an egg-stremely good weekend. Need to eggs-ercise off that chocolate Mum, this roast dinner is egg-ceptional. Don’t eggs-aggerate, you couldn’t possibly eat all that chocolate. You’ll sound egg-centric if you keep saying all these puns.


Where Did Kate Middleton And Prince William Get Married, What Was Their Wedding Date And How Old Were They?




HAS gearing up for Prince Harry’s wedding has got you reminiscing about Prince William and Kate’s big day?

Well you may be surprised to find out the wedding was way back in 2011! Here are all the details…

AP:Associated Press Kate Middleton and Prince William tied the knot in April 2011

Where did Prince William marry Kate Middleton have their wedding?

Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding took place at Westminster Abbey, with 1,900 guests.

Kate and Wills had their fair share of celebrity watching, such as the Beckhams, Sir Elton John and the late Tara Palmer-Tomkinson.

The wedding came a decade after the pair met, with Wills and Kate having first crossed paths back at uni in 2001.

Both students at St Andrews, the royal couple got on like a house on fire during their student days, and coupled up in 2003.

Reuters Prince William and Kate Middleton has been married since 2011

When did Prince William marry Kate Middleton?

The royal wedding between Prince William and Kate Middleton took place on April 29, 2011, and was declared a public holiday in the UK.

Since William isn’t the first in line to the throne, the wedding was not a full state occasion, which meant many details of the big day were left down to the happy couple.

But the occasion, watched live by 36 million people, was jam packed with all the usual pomp and ceremony of a royal occasion regardless.

The engagement came seven years after they became a couple, in October 2010, sparking mass excitement all over the world at the prospect of a royal wedding.

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What Are The Sagittarius Horoscope Dates, What Does The Star Sign Mean And Who Are Sagittarians Compatible With?




IF you’re into astrology, star signs can be fun to follow, and even help your search for your perfect partner.

Those with a Sagittarius star sign tend to be open-minded, travel-loving extroverts.

Alamy The constellation of Sagittarius

What are the Sagittarius horoscope dates?

If you’re born between November 22 and December 21, then you’re a Sagittarius.

The dates for the rest of the signs are:

Aries: March 21 – April 19 Taurus: April 20 – May 20 Gemini: May 21 – June 20 Cancer: June 21 – July 22 Leo: July 23 – August 22 Virgo: August 23 – September 22 Libra: September 23 – October 22 Scorpio: October 23 – November 21 Sagittarius: November 22 – December 21 Capricorn: December 22 – January 19 Aquarius: January 20 – February 18 Pisces: February 19 – March 20

Alamy The symbol of Sagittarius is an archer

What does the Sagittarius sign mean?

Sagittarius is ruled by Jupiter, and is a fire sign.

They are inquisitive, energetic, and philosophical and are the most travel-loving out of all the signs.

They have a great sense of humour, love the outdoors, and thrive on change.

However, they can sometimes be too outspoken, and say things no matter how undiplomatic, and can also be impatient.

What signs are compatible with Sagittarius?

A travel-loving Sagittarius should pair with someone equally spontaneous who loves the outdoors.

Best matches:

Aries – both are fun-loving signs who love socialising, adventures, and new challenges. They are also both naturally optimistic, making a harmonious, positive relationship Aquarius – Aquariuns are inventive, and they both thrive on change and variety. They’re also both interesting people, who love in-depth discussions Leo – both are free-spirited and love adventure, and they’re compatible in the bedroom too as they have similar sex drives, making for a pleasurable relationship

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Will Kate Middleton Be Queen, What Is Her Royal Title Now And What Will It Be When Prince William Is King?




KATE Middleton married Prince William in 2011 and became the Duchess of Cambridge and a member of British royal family.

The mum-of-two is expecting her third child with Prince William, due in April.

AP:Associated Press Prince William is second in line for the throne after his father, Princes Charles.

Will Kate Middleton be Queen?

Prince William will be The King of England and Kate will be the Queen Consort.

Kate, 36, will only hold the title of Queen Consort, and not be The Queen of England in the same way the sovereign is now.

All females who marry sovereigns are styled as Queen Consorts, except in rare cases.

While males are officially the consort, they may be referred to as Prince, as with the Queen and Prince Phillip, although they can be referred to as Prince Consorts.

AP:Associated Press The mum-of-two is expecting her third child with Prince William, due in April

Whereas Kate will not be the official Queen, Princess Charlotte has the potential to hold that title, as does her great-grandmother Queen Elizabeth II.

Princess Charlotte is fourth in line to the throne, after Prince Charles, Prince William and Prince George, but will be ahead of her new sibling, regardless if they are a boy, due a recent change in the law of primogeniture.

Previously boys took precedence over any older siblings if they were girls, but new legislation was created before Prince George’s birth ending this tradition.

Camilla Parker Bowles, who is line before Kate, will technically become the Queen Consort also, but it has been said Camilla will adopt the style of Princess Consort.

PA:Press Association Prince William will be The King of England and Kate will be the Queen Consort

What’s Kate Middleton’s royal title now?

Kate Middleton’s title is Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge.

The morning of the wedding Prince William was created Duke of Cambridge, Earl of Strathearn and Baron Carrickfergus.

Kate assumes all the feminine titles of her husband, and her full title and style is Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge, Countess of Strathearn and Lady Carrickfergus.

In Scotland she is also styled as Her Royal Highness The Countess of Strathearn.

When Kate married Prince William, she took all the feminine forms of his titles, and is also technically Mrs Prince William.

But Kate is not referred to as a princess as she was not born into the role, but Princess Charlotte is as she was born into royalty.

PA:Press Association Kate married Prince William in 2011 and became the Duchess of Cambridge

What will it be when Prince William is King?

It is widely assumed Kate will assume the official title of Queen Consort Catherine, but it is likely she will be referred to as Queen, or Queen Catherine.

The last predecessor in that role was the Queen Mother.

Lady Elizabeth Bowes-Lyon married Prince Albert, Duke of York, in 1923, and she assumed the feminine form of his titles.

PA:Press Association Kate Middleton’s title is Her Royal Highness the Duchess of Cambridge

When he became King in 1936, she became the Queen Consort, but was referred to as the Queen.

She was officially styled Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth The Queen Mother following the death of her husband.

It is the normal style for the widow of a King to assume the title Queen accompanied by their name.

In this case it was Queen Elizabeth, but this was too close to her daughter and current monarch, Queen Elizabeth II, so the Queen Mother was adopted to avoid confusion.

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