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These funny social media fails (and the rubbish attempts to cover them up) will leave you cringing

WHENEVER you put something online, it’s safest to assume that it’ll be there forever. But unfortunately for them, this lot didn’t think about that before hitting send, creating so…

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WHENEVER you put something online, it’s safest to assume that it’ll be there forever.

But unfortunately for them, this lot didn’t think about that before hitting send, creating some truly epic social media slip-ups.

 Some of the cringiest posts you'll ever see include blatant lies about 'candid' photosJam Press Some of the cringiest posts you’ll ever see include blatant lies about ‘candid’ photos

From unwanted advances to ridiculous selfies, these posts truly represent the very bottom of the social media barrel.

Of course, that doesn’t mean that they aren’t hilarious.

But if you thought these messages themselves were cringey, just look at the clumsy attempts people made after to cover their backs afterwards.

Here’s why you should always engage your brain before taking to social media…

A paw excuse

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Friendless zone

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You’re having a bath!

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Family misfortune

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In-app-ropriate

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Shoe what mate?

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Driving me up the wall

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Screen hot

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Got the thong idea

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What a boob

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In hot water

Plandid

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Kip trying

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Anti-social

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A little selfie awareness goes a long way

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Kiss from a pose

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Knockout

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Taking heat

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What a knob

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What The Apprentice winners are doing now (including one candidate who tried to SUE Lord Alan Sugar)

TEARS, tantrum and tons of Teflon suits… The Apprentice is back! Eighteen shiny new candidates have strutted into Lord Sugar’s boardroom to endure weeks of painful put-downs and embarrassing jibes …

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TEARS, tantrum and tons of Teflon suits… The Apprentice is back!

Eighteen shiny new candidates have strutted into Lord Sugar’s boardroom to endure weeks of painful put-downs and embarrassing jibes from the business mogul and his trusted associates, Karren Brady and Claude Littner.

 Lord Sugar and his trusted associates, Karen Brady and Claude Littner, are backBBC Handout Lord Sugar and his trusted associates, Karen Brady and Claude Littner, are back

While most hopefuls will be reduced to quivering wrecks after hearing the dreaded phrase, “You’re fired!”, one lucky victor will waltz into the sunset with a bumper cheque.

Speaking about the series return, Sir Alan, 70, said: “I need to see who’s got a good business brain, that’s all I’m interested in.  The winner gets a £250,000 investment and it will change someone’s life forever.”

But what happened to the previous champions? From becoming Botox queens to building multi-million pound empires and battling cancer, we catch up with the winners.

Lord Sugar will see you now!

SERIES ONE: TIM CAMPBELL

 Tim Campbell won the first series of The Apprentice in 2005PA:Press Association Tim Campbell won the first series of The Apprentice in 2005

Former London Underground transport manager Tim Campbell won the first series of the reality show in 2005.

The 40-year-old, from Stratford, London, bagged a £100,000 a year job at Lord Sugar’s Amstrad company, and was tasked with launching the Integra electronic anti-wrinkle device.

In March 2007, Tim – the son of a Jamaican-born single mum – set up a social enterprise called Bright Ideas Trust, which supports young entrepreneurs from disadvantaged backgrounds.

 Tim, who has battled testicular cancer, has now set up his own digital marketing agencyNews Group Newspapers Ltd Tim, who has battled testicular cancer, has now set up his own digital marketing agency  Tim was with former London Mayor Boris JohnsonPA Archive Tim was with former London Mayor Boris Johnson

“I never saw the Apprentice, Sir Alan’s position, as a job for life,” he told The Guardian. “It was on a plate for me but that wasn’t what it was about. I never saw him as a blank cheque.”

In December 2013, dad-of-two Tim revealed he had been battling testicular cancer.

After being given the all-clear, Tim, who has been awarded an MBE for Services to Enterprise Culture, co-founded Marketing Runner Ltd with Derin Cag, a bespoke digital marketing agency.

SERIES TWO: MICHELLE DEWBERRY

 Michelle Dewberry beat Ruth Badger to the winner's titlePA:Press Association Michelle Dewberry beat Ruth Badger to the winner’s title

Michelle Dewberry – dubbed the ‘Silent assassin’ by viewers thanks to her quiet determination – pipped favourite Ruth Badger to the winner’s title in 2006.

The 37-year-old blonde bombshell was paid £100k a year to launch Xenon Green, Lord Sugar’s computer equipment disposal project, but left the role after a year.

Michelle, who grew up on a council estate in Hull, went on to set up her own consultancy firm.

 Michelle worked for Sir Alan for a year before setting up her own consulting firmMichelle Dewberry Michelle worked for Sir Alan for a year before setting up her own consulting firm  Michelle had a spot on her face removed in 2014 after a biopsy revealed it was cancerousNews Group Newspapers Ltd Michelle had a spot on her face removed in 2014 after a biopsy revealed it was cancerous

In July 2006, The Sun revealed that she was pregnant by Syed Ahmed, a fellow Apprentice contestant.

Sadly, Michelle miscarried the baby after being admitted to hospital with stomach pains, and the pair spilt soon afterwards.

Michelle went on to become a Sky News TV pundit, run a shopping website called Daily Chic and penned an autobiography called Anything Is Possible.

In 2014 she had a spot on her face removed after a biopsy revealed it was cancerous.

SERIES THREE: SIMON AMBROSE

 Simon Ambrose won The Apprentice in 2007PA:Press Association Simon Ambrose won The Apprentice in 2007

Lord Sugar expected big things from Simon Ambrose.

The 37-year-old Londoner became a member of Mensa at 13,  attended the same school as Nick Clegg and is the son of a successful businessman – his dad owns laser eye surgery clinic, Optimax.

 Simon is now the chairman of the London Contemporary OrchestraPA:Press Association Simon is now the chairman of the London Contemporary Orchestra

After his win in 2007, the Cambridge graduate told Digital Spy: “Well, I’d like to think I’ve shown that a nice guy from a nice background sometimes can win.”

Simon was assigned a role at Lord Sugar’s property company Amsprop and trained as a surveyor before becoming the chairman of the London Contemporary Orchestra.

SERIES FOUR: LEE MCQUEEN

 Lee McQueen became Sir Alan's fourth apprenticePA:Press Association Lee McQueen became Sir Alan’s fourth apprentice

Lee McQueen went from being a milkman’s son to the owner of a million-pound firm.

The 39-year-old dad-of-three from Middlesex won the 2008 series despite lying about his university achievements.

Lee didn’t get off to the best of starts with Sir Alan after calling in sick to his first day as a development director at Lord Sugar’s Amscreen.

 Lee's firm makes £1.5 million a yearNews Group Newspapers Ltd Lee’s firm makes £1.5 million a year

Despite the setback, the former IT recruitment manager worked for the company for two-and-a-half years and went on to set up a digital media business with Lord Sugar’s son Simon.

In September 2010 Lee, who is now based in Oxfordshire, set up his own sales recruitment and training agency, Raw Talent Academy. The firm is expected to make £1.5million per year.

He is best remembered for his catchphrase: “That’s what I’m talking about!”

SERIES FIVE: YASMINA SIADATAN

 Yasmina Siadatan poses with Sir Alan after her win in 2009PA:Press Association Yasmina Siadatan poses with Sir Alan after her win in 2009

Hull-born Yasmina Siadatan landed a high-flying job at Lord Sugar’s Amscreen Healthcare Company following her win in 2009.

However, the 36-year-old former restaurant owner fell pregnant four months into her £100k-a-year role after enjoying a whirlwind romance with a colleague.

 Yasmina decided not to return to her job with Sir Alan after her maternity leaveBBC Yasmina decided not to return to her job with Sir Alan after her maternity leave

Yasmina worked for Sir Alan for 12 months but chose not to return after her maternity leave.

After taking time off to have her two sons Rupert and Roman, Yasmina was headhunted by former Dragon’s Den star James Caan and now works as creative director of Start Up Loans.

SERIES SIX: STELLA ENGLISH

 Stella English celebrates her win with Lord Sugar in 2010PA:Press Association Stella English celebrates her win with Lord Sugar in 2010

Stella English was brought up by her great-aunt on a council estate in London and left school with zero qualifications.

However, the ambitious 37-year-old managed to work her way up to the head of business management at a Japanese investment bank – earning £80,000-a-year – before winning The Apprentice in 2010.

 Stella grew up on a council estate and left school with no qualificationsPA:Press Association Stella grew up on a council estate and left school with no qualifications

Stella, who lives in Kent with her husband Ray, went on to work for Lord Sugar’s Viglen, which sells IT solutions to the education sector, before moving to the digital TV service YouView.

She walked out after 13 months of employment when told her contract would not be renewed and claimed she was just an ‘overpaid lackey’.

 She unsuccessfully tried to sue Lord Sugar claiming she was an News Group Newspapers Ltd She unsuccessfully tried to sue Lord Sugar claiming she was an “overpaid lackey”

After unsuccessfully trying to sue Lord Sugar for constructive dismissal, she was later pictured at the Jobcentre and revealed she only had £90 in the bank.

Stella is now a host for Crowd Box – a TV channel that helps entrepreneurs raise money through crowd-funding – and works as a management consultant.

Trailer for new series of The Apprentice puts viewers in firing line of Lord Alan Sugar

SERIES SEVEN: TOM PELLEREAU

 Tom Pellereau was given £250k business investment by Lord SugarPA:Press Association Tom Pellereau was given £250k business investment by Lord Sugar

Geeky Tom Pellereau became the first contestant to win a £250,000 investment as part of the format shake-up.

The 36-year-old inventor from Twyford, Hampshire, went into business with the tycoon developing an S-shaped nail range called Stylfile, which was sold at Tesco and Asda supermarkets.

 Tom developed an S-shaped nail range called StylfileNews Group Newspapers Ltd Tom developed an S-shaped nail range called Stylfile

Their company has made a turnover of £1.5million.

Tom, a former mechanical engineering student, went on to develop a collapsible baby bottle, a bowel cancer screening device and other inventions.

He admitted that he “gets shouted at all the time” by Lord Sugar.

SERIES EIGHT: RICKY MARTIN

 Ricky Martin celebrates his win with Lord Sugar over a glass of champagne in 2012PA:Press Association Ricky Martin celebrates his win with Lord Sugar over a glass of champagne in 2012

Ricky Martin – who changed his named from Richard in order to emulate the pop star – won the reality series in 2012.

The 33-year-old former pro-wrestler used Sir Alan’s £250,000 investment to set up Hyper Recruitment Solutions, which specialises in scientific recruitment.

The qualified biochemist from Portsmouth was praised as a “glowing example” to young people by his business  mogul mentor.

SERIES NINE: LEAH TOTTON

 Leah Totton injected £250k into a Botox businessPA:Press Association Leah Totton injected £250k into a Botox business

Leah Totton beat off baker Luisa Zissman to  bag Lord Sugar’s £250,000 investment.

The 29-year-old Irish GP injected the bumper sum in setting up a Botox clinic in central London.

Leah’s clients include a host of famous faces such as TOWIE star Frankie Essex, and Karren Brady attended the launch.

 The 29-year-old is yet to give Sir Alan a jabNews Group Newspapers Ltd The 29-year-old is yet to give Sir Alan a jab

Blonde bombshell Leah, who has been linked to Apprentice candidate Mark Wright, said she’s yet to encourage Sir Alan to go under the knife.
She joked: “Whenever he pops into our clinic, I offer him Botox treatments but he politely declines.”

SERIES TEN: MARK WRIGHT

 Mark Wright won the show in 2014PA:Press Association Mark Wright won the show in 2014

The bitter rivalry between Mark Wright and Daniel Lassman became an almost Game of Thrones-esque drama in 2014.

The 27-year-old sales manager came out victorious and went on to launch digital marketing website Climb Online with Lord Sugar’s investment.

Mark admits he often gets confused with his TOWIE namesake.

He joked: “I’m the better looking of the two Mark Wrights! That’s the one thing I’ve got in my favour.

“But I can’t get my b***** Twitter verified because they think I’m a bloody account off the other geezer off TOWIE!”

SERIES ELEVEN: JOSEPH VALENTE

 Joseph toasts his victory with Sir AlanPA:Press Association Joseph toasts his victory with Sir Alan

Who could forget Joseph Valente’s dodgy moustache?

Despite his questionable facial hair, the 27-year-old plumber stormed to victory.

He declared: “I am the definition of success. I’m the godfather of business.”

 Plumber Joseph is the reigning championPA:Press Association Plumber Joseph is the reigning champion

Joseph used the £250k investment to expand his business, which maintains and installs plumbing, heating and electrical products.

He plans to bring the Peterborough-based business to London in the next five years and take on the likes of British Gas.

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Best Christmas jumpers 2017 – from ASOS and Sainsbury’s to Primark and ASDA

NOTHING says Christmas like finding the brightest and most colourful festive jumper you can and wearing it with pride. But if you’re not sure where to look to find the perfect Christmas knit,…

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NOTHING says Christmas like finding the brightest and most colourful festive jumper you can and wearing it with pride.

But if you’re not sure where to look to find the perfect Christmas knit, here’s our guide to the best Christmas jumpers on the high street and online.

 Shops all over the high street and online are starting to stock their Christmas jumper rangesPrimark Shops all over the high street and online are starting to stock their Christmas jumper ranges

PRIMARK

The high street chain revealed its entire festive jumper range that will be available for shoppers stocking up for parties or the big day itself.

Their Christmas offerings start at £12 and include jumpers with snowmen, gingerbread men, robins, reindeer, baubles and decorated trees.

One of our favourites is this sassy black number with the slogan “Everyday I’m sleighing it.”

While for men, what about this candy cane and Christmas tree design?

 One of Primark's festive jumpers that has been a hit with shoppersPrimark One of Primark’s festive jumpers that has been a hit with shoppers  For men, Primark has released this candy cane and Christmas tree print designPrimark For men, Primark has released this candy cane and Christmas tree print design

SAINSBURYS

It’s not just the adults that want a piece of the Christmas jumper action.

And Sainsburys is selling this sweater for fans of the Star Wars movies.

 Star Wars fans will love this festive knitwear from SainsburysTU Star Wars fans will love this festive knitwear from Sainsburys

Featuring a stormtrooper wearing a Santa hat, it reminds us the force is always with us, even at Christmas.

GEORGE AT ASDA

After eating their Christmas dinner, some families like nothing better than to sit down to an afternoon of board games.

 This Christmas jumper is clothing that doubles as a gameGeorge This Christmas jumper is clothing that doubles as a game

But this festive jumper from George at Asda, means you can combine looking good with having a good time with your relatives.

All you have to do is throw the sprout and try and hit the bullseye1

AMAZON

 Game of Thrones fans will love this jumper inspired by the showAmazon Game of Thrones fans will love this jumper inspired by the show

Know a Game of Thrones fan? Well this could be the perfect Christmas jumper for them.

Available in a variety of colours, the slogan is apt for the cold festive season.

ASOS

ASOS are known for their wacky and often cheeky clothing.

And this Christmas jumper is perfect for people hoping to get lucky under the mistletoe.

 Hoping to get lucky under the mistletoe? You could try wearing this T-shirtAsos Hoping to get lucky under the mistletoe? You could try wearing this T-shirt  ASOS are also selling this flamingo jumper with matching shortsAsos ASOS are also selling this flamingo jumper with matching shorts

Or if you fancy something totally wild, how about this festive flamingo sweater that also comes with matching shorts.

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How to track Santa with Google and Norad and how long until Father Christmas will be starting his journey

KIDS across the globe are already excitedly awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus later this month, but did you know you can track his journey? Here’s how you can follow the man in red’s …

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KIDS across the globe are already excitedly awaiting the arrival of Santa Claus later this month, but did you know you can track his journey?

Here’s how you can follow the man in red’s path to Britain on Christmas Eve, and when the countdown begins…

 You can track Santa's progress on Christmas Eve, on the Norad and Google websitesGetty – Contributor You can track Santa’s progress on Christmas Eve, on the Norad and Google websites

How can I track Santa with Norad?

The Norad programme (North American Aerospace Defense Command) has been offering a way for kids to track Father Christmas in his sleigh since 1955.

Today, it provides users with an exact GPS location of Santa’s position – through a fun, interactive tool on its website.

But the tradition was started by accident, when a local advertisement inviting kids to call Santa accidentally misprinted the number.

The number they called put them through to Norad’s Commander-in-Chief’s operations hotline.

 Norad has been helping kids track Father Christmas' sleigh since 1955Norad Norad has been helping kids track Father Christmas’ sleigh since 1955

Colonel Harry Shoup, who later became affectionately known as Santa Colonel, answered the first of these calls.

He gamely asked his staff to check if there was any indication of Father Christmas’ movements on the radar.

A spokesman explained: “Indeed there were signs of Santa, and children who called in were given an update on Santa’s position. Thus, the tradition was born.”

Colonel Shoup’s staff were instructed to continue to give out information of Santa’s movements in future calls.

The Norad tracker is also available through the Apple, Android and Windows phone app stores.

 Google also has its own Santa tracker - which is currently counting down to Christmas EveGoogle Google also has its own Santa tracker – which is currently counting down to Christmas Eve

How can I track Santa with Google?

Google also runs its own Santa tracker, which was set up in 2005.

The search engine’s Santa’s village opened on December 1 – offering festive games and fun.

It’s set up in the form of an advent calendar, with a new game or experience being unveiled every day until Christmas.

You can check Google’s tracker on this website, or download it on the Android app and for Android TV – but it’s not available in the iOS app store.

 Your kids can track Santa's progress throughout December 24 - just make sure they're in bed before he comes down the chimneyGetty – Contributor Your kids can track Santa’s progress throughout December 24 – just make sure they’re in bed before he comes down the chimney

How long is it until Father Christmas starts his journey?

Santa’s sleigh sets off in the morning of December 24 – when it will already be later on Christmas Eve in some countries.

Until then, both websites are providing a Santa tracker countdown.

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